Can I drop you some Where?
Whats the limit of endurance of a particular nation?
Recent Happenings in Egypt and Libya are perfect examples of a nation bringing about a revolution out of sheer disappointment. Since then there have been lots of talk about a similar revolution in Pakistan and I think the time has come. The one person has got completely on our nerves and has made our life a living hell. And before you think that you entirely agree with me then I would like to tell you that I am not referring to Mr.Z instead I am referring to Mr. Kamran Akmal.
The Guy was dropped after Eng Tour and we thought that we have got rid of him for good. But the performance of Mr.Zulqarnain Haider (on and off the field) were so outstanding that we had to drop the idea of any other keeper than Kamran Akmal and thus the guy was selected again. Victory in New Zealand meant that Mr. Consistent kept his place in the team.
Then came the World Cup and Pakistan Surprised everyone by winning 3 matches consecutively. Everything seemed perfect and in the huge win over Lanka we forgot the two missed stumpings by Kamran Akmal. Obviously he was offended by not being insulted to death so then came three drop catches and he is making headlines again.Some very very very very steadfast fans said that he will make amends with the bat and that he is not replaceable because the other options are not as good and everyone saw what he did. It seems if that this guy cannot even catch cold but we have him in the team because we know he cannot be out handling the ball.
Then came the World Cup and Pakistan Surprised everyone by winning 3 matches consecutively. Everything seemed perfect and in the huge win over Lanka we forgot the two missed stumpings by Kamran Akmal. Obviously he was offended by not being insulted to death so then came three drop catches and he is making headlines again.Some very very very very steadfast fans said that he will make amends with the bat and that he is not replaceable because the other options are not as good and everyone saw what he did. It seems if that this guy cannot even catch cold but we have him in the team because we know he cannot be out handling the ball.
Please Kamran have mercy on us and retire and for those people who say that there is no back up then following is a list.
1) Sarfraz Ahmad (not a good batsman, NO Problem)
2) Humayoun Farhat (out of shape, NO Problem)
3) Muhammad Salman (not of international calibre, no Problem)
4) Moin or Rashid (retired 7 years ago, NO Problem)
5) Dinesh Karthick (He is not a Pakistani, NO Problem except Shiv Sena)
6) Mohammad Waqas (Has not played much after U-19, NO Problem)
7) Maaz Rashid (Is 10 year old, NO Problem we need his genes)
8) Nawaz Sharif (Played last in 70s, No Problem)
9) Pepsi Boy( atleast he knows how to catch)
10) Any Gate Keeper/ Shop Keeper/ Goal Keeper in Pakistan
For Kamran Akmal, He is better off keeping wickets in Films as he did in Patiala House. Its time for revolt against Kamran Akmal so that we can ateast get rid of his keeping if not from the team. Burn those gloves or convict him for Cricket Blasphemy.
PRAYER:
GOD PLEASE SAVE US FROM K.AKMAL.
I do not usually personally target an individual particularly a sportsman but at the end of the day I am a Human Being and I could not resist, My apologies to the AKMAL family though.
Sarmad Hussain
1) Sarfraz Ahmad (not a good batsman, NO Problem)
2) Humayoun Farhat (out of shape, NO Problem)
3) Muhammad Salman (not of international calibre, no Problem)
4) Moin or Rashid (retired 7 years ago, NO Problem)
5) Dinesh Karthick (He is not a Pakistani, NO Problem except Shiv Sena)
6) Mohammad Waqas (Has not played much after U-19, NO Problem)
7) Maaz Rashid (Is 10 year old, NO Problem we need his genes)
8) Nawaz Sharif (Played last in 70s, No Problem)
9) Pepsi Boy( atleast he knows how to catch)
10) Any Gate Keeper/ Shop Keeper/ Goal Keeper in Pakistan
For Kamran Akmal, He is better off keeping wickets in Films as he did in Patiala House. Its time for revolt against Kamran Akmal so that we can ateast get rid of his keeping if not from the team. Burn those gloves or convict him for Cricket Blasphemy.
PRAYER:
GOD PLEASE SAVE US FROM K.AKMAL.
I do not usually personally target an individual particularly a sportsman but at the end of the day I am a Human Being and I could not resist, My apologies to the AKMAL family though.
Sarmad Hussain
