Zulqarnain's Verdict on Pakistan's Loss to New Zealand

Zulqarnain Haider talked exclusively to Cricbeat.com after Pakistan's loss to New Zealand , here's what he had to say.



Cricbeat: Zulqarnain what do you think was the reason of Pakistan's loss ?
Zulqarnain: I think bad play we , akmal drop catch he is bad boy. Drop catch and smile at u. not good for team.

Cricbeat: But Zulqarnain you ran away to UK , we have no other wicket keeper , you shouldn't have run like that.
Zulqarnain: (Angrily) How can u say me bad ? I was doing lunch bad people come and say u win  we kill you, help us fix and get money. I love Pakistan , my country give me food. So I run to UK.


Cricbeat: What can Pakistan do to solve the Wicket Keeping crisis ?
Zulqarnain: I said before give me chance and stop bad people to attack me. Otherwise I stay UK it is good in UK.

Cricbeat: Can Pakisatn bounce back from this defeat ?
Zulqarnain: Yes they do because if they don't I tell who fix and who not fix. I will tell bad people name. I warn u bad people win the next game.

Cricbeat: And last but not least how are you feeling now that you are in UK , and what about your family ?
Zulqarnain: I said before I am good I use facebook daily update status and add people , I have friends on facebook lot of friend , they are good people. Family is not here =( if they don't come I commit suicide.

Cricbeat: Thankyou for your time , we really appreciate your input.
Zulqarnain: No no no , no problem dear , I tell u again I am good boy give interview to everyone but no one take my interview =(

*Note : This is purely a work of fiction , we didn't interview Zulqarnain. That was just to cheer you guys !!